all i have is this blog and my virginity
textpoops: Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
I’ve been crying for too long. What did you do to me? I used to be so strong, and now you took my soul.
13thurteen: lux-xxl: jasmynecrissey: I’LL SUCK FOUR DICKS IF I WANT TO PREEEEEEEEEACH IT LMFAO SHIT GET ME EVERYTIME…lmao
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
eyesofjorge: islette: If you can’t beat them dress better than them Everyday.
My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
all i want in life is to be popular on at least one social networking site then i can die happy omg life would be so great id feel like beyonce and i could pretend like im that cool in person. follow me on instagram. please.? ; amoremilah_
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the woman said,...